One of my favorite “have to poop” euphemisms

Well, we’ll have the nicest stadium in the Championship!

“I’m forever blowing bubbles...”

For Cheikhou Kouyate’s sake, I hope Senegal qualify.

Okay, so I’ve never actually been in a casino, so can someone please explain something to me: How exactly do you run up this sizable of debt in a casino?

clownrows, bro

Certainly leading the league in OPP now.

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

Nothing is more amusing than posting on a conservative website, getting called a libtard, etc..., and then being told to go back to my safe space. Um, guys, this is your safe space, and I’m totally capable of handling it, thanks.

Tom Llamas will write you up for printing your concert tickets from your office printer because it’s stealing company property.

Tom Llamas calls 3 second violations in pick up basketball games.

This argument will end in a few years when we elect President Camacho.

Wore mine to work today.

We’re not going to win the title or anything, but we sure won’t be boring this season.

“Whew!”

Do we count “Butt Pee”?

That’s Charlie Hustle for you. So much dedication to the game, he’d play ball even without any grass on the field.

I can see him becoming something of a cult hit at West Ham. He’s a pure, undiluted poacher, who I can easily imagine netting 10-15 goals this season by continually popping up in the right place at the right time. I think he’ll do well, especially if he’s paired next to a lumbering hulk like Andy Carroll, who can head…