-And this ‘humor’, the humans enjoy it?

This quote sums it up so perfectly:

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

Tim should get his wife a portable battery pack. With Apple finally admitting older iphone batteries only last about 17 minutes these days, I can’t live without one.

Pedant alert: the song was actually written by Hoagy Carmichael.

I had the same thought but the grass stain on his hip makes me think he may have come from playing a match. Does that still make one a FKW? Just asking the important questions...

I will say it makes you wanna graduate in four years. It’s quite embarassing to be called a “fifth year”. #WahooWa

There’s a Peruvian movie about this called La Teta Asustada (literally “The Scared Tit”) that was Oscar-nominated for best foreign film under the name “The Milk of Sorrow”.

COYI

8 Mile II: 16 mile

Wore mine to work today.

You’re outta your element

+1 Drinkiepoo

Yes this. I’ve recently figured out that if liberals are outraged, repubs treat that as winning, even when everyone should be outraged.

That was hardly even a quick pitch. Watch the video again; Pillar is standing there perfectly ready, takes a well-timed step and then swings at a pitch way out of the zone.

But I mean she did invent twerking.

WahooWa

Nate Dogg (RIP) and Snoop were actually cousins.

Not sure what shower girl did, but middle two did nothing but shriek. Downstairs, you the real MVP.

You’re thinking of the Braves, as baseball is a “white people sport”. Both black and white folks in Atlanta love the Falcons and rooting for the birdz unites us more than just about anything else.