That tweet’s from junior, isn’t it?

The NFL wants you to think of this as heroic, because it completely lets them off the hook.

Not only that! They had him announce HIS FUCKING REPLACEMENT.

“Don’t ever get old. Don’t ever get rich.”

Only good brains with CTE can stop bad brains with CTE.

OOoooh OOooh This will actually be topical to use for once!

Either he is now an honorary American, or he has been anointed president. I don’t remember the protocol here.

I just assumed “be John Kruk” would have sufficed, but yeah, a little solo batting practice does sound about right.

NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION!

no sure how i can watch something that doesn’t exist

“University State University”????

Elon Musk has been hiring them all away.

It’s like they can’t stand each other yet the bro love is so strong.

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine....

Fun fact: the Dude never bowls.

My observations over the years: