Dwyane Wade

It was obviously Gisele. You get used to a fancy dog licking your ass clean and you’ll never stoop to double-ply Charmin again.

A hockey player would have crapped his pants without having to pull over.

I think they should prime her to turn it all around

Josh is a good Phillies fan and a good Philadelphian.

Yeah, you’d think there would be more accidents, but I’ve honestly never seen one. A couple of close calls, but never someone hit by a dart. Can’t say the same for people getting sacked by a drunk pool players backswing.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

It’s Jeter In Butt Land, and it’s not close.

Still the best baseball Dog

I never thought I’d say this, but let’s get some more snooker stories up in here.

I love how he goes from grandma to “get to the damn quarterback!”

Every Jeter story needs Cooke’s “Adventures in buttland” drawing.

Counterpoint: this problem is very happy and makes me very happy.

These bozos can’t protect the basket without fouling, and they can’t secure defensive rebounds at all.

Go to bed, Burneko. You’re drunk.

You’ve got it all wrong. Sinbad played football with the Quantum Leap guy and Kathy Irleand’s boobs.

Little orange jumper

Canadian billionaire, Edmonton Oilers owner and part-time Robert DiNiro impersonator available for your next corporate event Daryl Katz..

Dwight should really yell “And 0!” when he goes to the hole like that

“But he did, at least, manage to be one of the only examples we have of someone pulling off a gold chain while bowling.”