Was the screeching part of the plan? Because it’s pure fucking genius.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Et voila...

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

But “most pedantic” is correct, right?

Can confirm.

In all fairness, I think everyone in Atlanta is showing up to work drunk nowadays.

The Ninja Turtles one.

There’s a bar in Atlanta that’s full of old arcade games that I frequent. This usually entails an argument about what’s the best arcade game there and then subsequently what’s the best arcade game ever. I say Mortal Kombat. What say you?

Go Falcons.

It seems (most) every time UVA loses the refs significantly alter the outcome in the favor of the other team.

I’ll pay that 20% if it’s to build a wall around him

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

Not to mention he was getting a masters in Public Policy, not some African American studies degree from UNC

THEY STAYED AT THE WROHNG HOTEL!

I can’t wait for the Mark Wahlberg film.

What’s more important, making Roger unhappy or making Trump unhappy? I’m choosing the latter - GO FALCONS

Could they please get him a giant chair? I can’t imagine constantly standing up from knees that bent is doing him any favors.

And let’s be honest, does anyone actually like truffle? Rich people pretend to because it’s fancy and expensive, but it actually tastes like garbage, so.