Grayson by far. It’s the Grayson Allen of names.

So he works as a security guard at Chargers games in his spare time? Hey-O!

Jimmy John’s isn’t the best but you lost me when you brought up Subway. That said both fall woefully short to Publix subs.

They’re yet another sign of Russia’s infiltration and perversion of American values.

You run out of water too soon with a glass full of ice. Then you end up sucking the ice for water droplets, like you’re dying of thirst in the Sahara or in coach on an airplane.

This is a fucking stupid 20/20 hindsight rant. The Falcons have one of the worst defenses in the league and you’re saying it would have been better that they go for one and rely on THAT defense to hold the Chiefs from getting within field goal distance with 4 minutes to play?

All in the game, yo.

Fitting highlight for the last game of an awful roadtrip for the Hawks.

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

I hope the right person finds this good dog. Here in NYC, you can’t leave good dogs like that unsupervised because people steal them and sell them to dog fighting rings to be used as bait dogs.

YOURE KILLING YOUR FATHER, LARRY!

Is this your homework Larry?

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

I’m willing to bet that Donald is a Fop man.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

As a wahoo myself I can only rationalize this by saying if you can’t beat other schools you might as well beat yourselves.

These stories are always the best when they come from a team that royally sucks ass.

I traded Drew Peterson and Joran Van Der Sloot for Trump in my keeper Fantasy Sleaze League. I struck while they were hot, but I was playing the long game and knew it was a YUGE win for me. Just an amazing, amazing deal.

This is the one time Microsoft would love people calling the tablets iPads.