Mitch McConnell with mutton chops.

This is typical of the ethnocentrism I expect from the Deadspin sites. How can you pick on Lithuanians for this miss when the problem was clearly the Pole?

That poor kid. She’s probably got whiplash now. She should sue.

The only one with any real integrity is Dill.

Atl is a fucking character. All the time. My god, New York snobbery is exhausting.

I’m stuill trying to figure out why she is getting a pass on this ‘kylizzlemynizzle’ shit. Nope. Tired of this family using black people and black culture as interchangeable pieces of set dec.

If you’re truly dedicated, every pizza is an individual pizza.

I’m disappointed there wasn’t mention that this was a race-related killing.

Yeah, the pilot is one of the best episodes of television I’ve ever seen.

I wouldn’t say they are football illiterate. They’ve learned a lot in the three years they have rooted for the Seahawks.

I asked you to keep our conversations private. Enjoy growing your unibrow.

What kind of car is getting fucked here?

There can only be one.

Wait, so is HE the Number One Grandma now? Is that how this works?

Shawty Lo does.

Would Barry be the reliable innings-eating pitcher?

Humans can’t run through steel beams. Open your eyes, steeple!

If General William Tecumseh Sherman would have done a better job, we wouldn’t have to witness this yearly March to Seven and Nine.