If you dig deep enough into your dreams, there is only one logical conclusion.

For the record, They don’t like being called “horse people”. Centaur is the preferred nomenclature.

OK, but do you think he’ll say bad things about Jay Cutler?

John Rocker could’ve been a dominant shutdown closer for a long time if people would have just given him a chance...

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

Poor little hobbit hasn’t had any steady work since Wilfred ended. It’s hard to see him like this.

All funnel cake is bad.

You can’t convince me anyone has ever actually enjoyed an IPA.

I don’t like IPAs because they taste like battery acid. I WAS FIRST ON THE HATING IPAS BANDWAGON

+325/5

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

*does not wear gloves or eye protection

It’s Cobb’s fault for not wanting to be part of the Atlanta area MARTA bus and rail system.

Traffic clogging is an understatement. This new stadium is going to be a nightmare. The funny thing is, there’s literally nothing wrong with Turner Field (current home of the Braves) and by moving this monstrosity of a stadium to Cobb County, the core of the Braves fans will no longer be attending games. The traffic…

Hi Fredi!

How else you gonna break through the Face Time Continuum?

Counterpoint:

Why didn’t Rickon just run in a zigzag pattern? Whether running away from alligators or guys shooting arrows, zigzag pattern works best.

Look Ayesha, we’re all agreed that Valencia not being sent off after that obvious foul was bullshit, but c’mon. Ecuador just couldn’t get that second goal.