UEFA said the name... refers to the super powers the small boy gained when he found a magic cape, boots and ball.

He said “Swish”, JR’s nickname. He was calling on JR to answer the question then someone told him to answer it. The awkward pause was just them trying to out who should answer.

It sounds like he is using “Switch” as a nickname for someone, probably Shumpert.

Did he say “Swish?” as in JR’s nickname, and then, I don’t know, remember that earlier he and JR said the same thing at the same time in the locker room, and JR jinxed him first, and no one had said “Kyrie,” three times?

“I hate America,” Curry said. “We [The Warriors] burn an American flag before every game, it’s a tradition.”

It’s worth noting that the Braves somehow won two of the previous three games in this series against the Giants. As for how they did it: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wow, there sure are a lot of Braves fans dressed up like empty seats.

Anyone who has played Words With Friends knows exactly how this works and I will MURDER THE NEXT MOTHERFUCKER WHO DROPS QI ON A TRIPLE LETTER TILE.

Appropriate as NFL defenses will be greeting Cousins with arms wide open all season long.

My husband does this too, usually from another room. I find it hilarious. Funnier still when I send him pics of random dicks in return, but he doesn’t agree.

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

Not how you pronounce that but I still love it just the same.

Odor...Odor Odor ODORRR!

And if anything, Arsenal failed even harder than Spurs in the last half of the season, St. Totteringham Day aside. Outside of West Ham and Southampton, every other team from 2-8 should be embarrassed with how they placed this year.

What happens if the Cubs turn into a relatively hot team and win three pennants over the next five years? The Cubs’ ENTIRE IDENTITY is that drought. They’re lovable, quixotic triers. Winning three championships in quick succession would destroy their loser-cred. How would that team and fan base manage the change?

Hooligans gonna hooligan.

The Twins have almost the same record, and the same home-road splits, but in reverse.

We cannot, absolutely CANNOT go out the way we did against Swansea on Saturday. The final game EVER at the Boleyn Ground. Slav has to have his team up for it, the supporters will be louder than ever and everyone has to show up.

Please don’t start Antonio at right back again, Slav. Please.

Farewell Boleyn and COME ON YOU…

No one wants to see your dick pic.