If you beat it into a dish towel make sure you aren't sitting.

and yet despite being a shithead and a clown he has 2,000 career hits and a World Series ring

Can’t blame Keanu Neal. As a DB, that’s the last contact he’ll ever be allowed to have in the NFL.

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

This is what happens when you don’t give Belichick a first round pick to trade for 5 other lower picks. Some men just like to watch the world burn.

Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

You’ve got a nice, crisp Tubman coming your way some day.

I’m all for ownership of women taking back ownership of their bodies when it comes to music videos. Rhianna doesn’t seem to give a shit about owning her talent and beauty, nor should she. But come on. Money. Gangs, symbolic blood, guns and violence? It’s not edgy because a woman is supposedly in charge. Didn’t we get…

Nah, as a guy who has lost the ability to rock the main boulevard of his cranium, I have only a begrudging respect for the widehawk.

That cat has seen some shit.

Olynynk hurt his shoulder? Love the karma.

Pretty sure they called a foul on the jump shot

I think this sequence by the mascot in the 3rd is a better summary of this game:

I think it’ll be fun to fuck with people on the internet by prefacing everything with “Millennials won’t remember but...” and just make shit up.

“This is Philly, this is not somewhere else in the NHL....Have some class.”

If Jordan sat out a game in the playoffs, the 95-96 Bulls would have won by 37. That’s how much better Jordan is than Curry.