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If you’re truly dedicated, every pizza is an individual pizza.

I’m disappointed there wasn’t mention that this was a race-related killing.

Yeah, the pilot is one of the best episodes of television I’ve ever seen.

I wouldn’t say they are football illiterate. They’ve learned a lot in the three years they have rooted for the Seahawks.

I asked you to keep our conversations private. Enjoy growing your unibrow.

What kind of car is getting fucked here?

There can only be one.

Wait, so is HE the Number One Grandma now? Is that how this works?

Shawty Lo does.

Would Barry be the reliable innings-eating pitcher?

Humans can’t run through steel beams. Open your eyes, steeple!

If General William Tecumseh Sherman would have done a better job, we wouldn’t have to witness this yearly March to Seven and Nine.

If you dig deep enough into your dreams, there is only one logical conclusion.

For the record, They don’t like being called “horse people”. Centaur is the preferred nomenclature.

OK, but do you think he’ll say bad things about Jay Cutler?

John Rocker could’ve been a dominant shutdown closer for a long time if people would have just given him a chance...

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

Poor little hobbit hasn’t had any steady work since Wilfred ended. It’s hard to see him like this.