All funnel cake is bad.

You can’t convince me anyone has ever actually enjoyed an IPA.

I don’t like IPAs because they taste like battery acid. I WAS FIRST ON THE HATING IPAS BANDWAGON

+325/5

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

It’s Cobb’s fault for not wanting to be part of the Atlanta area MARTA bus and rail system.

Traffic clogging is an understatement. This new stadium is going to be a nightmare. The funny thing is, there’s literally nothing wrong with Turner Field (current home of the Braves) and by moving this monstrosity of a stadium to Cobb County, the core of the Braves fans will no longer be attending games. The traffic…

Hi Fredi!

How else you gonna break through the Face Time Continuum?

Counterpoint:

Look Ayesha, we’re all agreed that Valencia not being sent off after that obvious foul was bullshit, but c’mon. Ecuador just couldn’t get that second goal.

UEFA said the name... refers to the super powers the small boy gained when he found a magic cape, boots and ball.

He said “Swish”, JR’s nickname. He was calling on JR to answer the question then someone told him to answer it. The awkward pause was just them trying to out who should answer.

It sounds like he is using “Switch” as a nickname for someone, probably Shumpert.

Did he say “Swish?” as in JR’s nickname, and then, I don’t know, remember that earlier he and JR said the same thing at the same time in the locker room, and JR jinxed him first, and no one had said “Kyrie,” three times?

“I hate America,” Curry said. “We [The Warriors] burn an American flag before every game, it’s a tradition.”

It’s worth noting that the Braves somehow won two of the previous three games in this series against the Giants. As for how they did it: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wow, there sure are a lot of Braves fans dressed up like empty seats.

Anyone who has played Words With Friends knows exactly how this works and I will MURDER THE NEXT MOTHERFUCKER WHO DROPS QI ON A TRIPLE LETTER TILE.