Actually no. He's been with us since the seventh loss. I may be his biggest fan.

Rufinol, apparently.

I didn’t know I was at fault for writing about someone doing something shady, but my eyes have been opened. Thank you

Um, you clicked on the article, thus giving the article relevance. Then you commented on the article, thus giving the article relevance. Deadspin now knows that if they continue to write articles on the Cardinals losing, you will open them, and comment on them, giving them readership statistics they can then show to…

Yet, you clicked on it. And commented. Further justifying it’s existance and continuence.

As a bald guy who’s been fat since grade school, let me say two things:

A second beer.

Tony X is now going to find out what being a Blues fan is really all about.

“Wow, like, so negative, I mean, I was depressed but like, I was on a wellness journey!!! It’s totally different!!! My pain is real, unlike these selfish friends of mine! Good thing I have yoga today to clear all this like negativity!!”

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

More sex tape, less nostalgia.

Pictured: Buddy Ryan most definitely not having sex with anyone

are they paying you 6 figures for this one article?

Authentic Ming Dynasty bowls to cut that hair around are EXPENSIVE AF!

I hope Thibs wins a title in Minnesota and GarPax commits seppuku in shame.

I'd pay any amount of $$$ to see Ricky Rubio's face last nite.

Randy Newman reads Deadspin, apparently.

I’m not sure Florida has enough scoring talent up front to win it all. Their blueline is shaping up pretty nicely with Ekblad and now Yandle. They should have a fantastic power play next year.

Listen, I don’t disagree with your arguments, but I voted for the Cards anyway because fuck ‘em.