And Yordano Ventura can go fuck himself. He’s 1/3 of the way there to starting fights with the whole AL though, so that’s sort of something to root for.

Don’t stop just because she moves in. That’s how you know she’s a keeper.

I lived on my own for a few years after college because I could afford it and wanted to masturbate in the living room. It was nice, but much nicer is the thousands and thousands of extra dollars I get every year to spend on absurd shit I don’t need.

But are you a human being? I mean, I don’t even know if you’re real. You could be a bot, or a figment of my imagination. This is how it starts. First you read a blog about meal planning, then you start questioning the nature of reality.

Yet Michael Jordan made more all-defensive first teams than Pippen did. I know that’s something of a “reputation” award, but Pippen is not automatically considered better by consensus. It’s just another fun debate.

I still maintain that the 90s Jazz with S/M/H (lol!) would have been unstoppable in today’s NBA. With no handchecks, and the absolute dominance of the P&R with today’s rules, my God. Stockton/Malone were almost unstoppable back then (well, until they ran into the Bulls with 3 ATG defenders).

welp. gotta go clean up all this coffee I spit out

You will inhabit the empty, galaxy spanning Target mega store on the 11th level of hell. Please pick up your ID badge and enjoy an eternity deals.

“Peach Tea & Lemonade Vodka Cocktail” and “Raspberry Tea & Lemonade Vodka Cocktail”?

Maybe they'll change it up, revive the Anti-Mormon lynching laws (on the books til the 1970s!), to feel something, again. Targetted police killings of blacks have them jaded.

oh yeah i know. “motivation” is such a cloudy concept in sports generally, but with MJ it was about as transparent as can be.

“Cubs just got laughed out of Washington field.”

Kicking in bathroom doors. It says it right up there.

Yeah, that .319 ba, .923 ops... what a bum.

Ha let’s just agree that Bickell is an asshole for not insisting on a smaller contract and that Canada is probably tanking their dollar so that their teams can compete for a Stanley Cup

As I was reading this article I was saying no, wrong, nope, uh uh, no, while also planning my response, when I got to your comment, you had said pretty much everything I was thinking. I’d also like to note that yes, in the beginning I was mildly awed at his skills and was excited for his future with the Hawks, it only…

Teuvo is 21. He’s got a lot of upside. And he has another year before becoming an RFA. No one wants to trade that kind of a guy.

I think losing TT won’t be as painful as we think. After all, losing Saad is not why the Hawks didn’t beat STL. They need one or two third-pair d-men. Maybe this helps with that somehow.

I’m with you. Nick Schmaltz on his way, soon. Traded away Dano last year...Had Trevor Daley, but looked at Q’s mustache the wrong way, so was shipped out for a back of pucks and Rob Scuderi.

Really.