I don’t know why I watched the whole thing

My dad would quote this every Thanksgiving. This is the first time I’ve actually ever watched it. Amazing

God, I really hope everything about these games turn into an unmitigated disaster, if only so that they’ll be forced to look into how Rio got the games to begin with. Just a goddamn nightmare

I don’t think it matters with Hample either way. He seems so completely out of touch with reality that he’s just going to keep doing what he’s doing regardless of public opinion.

He is a sad, sad man.

Thunder fans should be happy that they had so many years watching such a talented player. It’s a damn shame they could never get a title for the fans. Also, how hard was the city of Seattle after seeing all this unfold yesterday?

Yeah, you make a valid point. Back to being a judgmental asshole!! Also, Pipeworks is ruining my body.

Recently had a beer from Chicago, Pipeworks Double IPA with lime, really enjoyed it. Then I realized that I had made fun of people for drinking beers for the exact same reason I had enjoyed this one. Drink what you like, don’t listen to assholes like me.

Why can’t I see my comments on deadspin articles but I can on adequate man articles.

Those shouldn’t count as there’s pretty much no one else there to compete with him to catch those balls. Also, I will argue that any ball caught in Tampa, Miami, and Atlanta should be stricken from the record books as well.

What a dork

HOW DARE YOU USE VIDEO PROOF AGAINST US! - Matheny

Honestly, they could predict the weather for the entire year with 100% accuracy and I still wouldn’t check it until I’m already outside soaked from rain, freezin my man nips off.

Repeated blows to the head will do that

Wait, so your friends stuck with you through your worst times, when you were at your weakest, and now that they’re the ones in need, you want to get away from their “negative clouds”. I want to make this as clear as possible for you to understand. You are a user. Now that you have your shit together, you don’t need…

BARRY, RELEASE ME FROM MY PENDING PRISON

Yes

Can’t help but be impressed by how he’s able to get so many, but at the same time, I hope more hit him in the face like that

She’s from Springfield, IL. That should say enough. Not my Illinois

Barry, you’ve been traded to the New Hampshire Union Leader. Please pack your desk and leave for the airport immediately.