You’re assuming Rose will actually play

I know!! WHY THE FUCK DID THEY TAKE CALDERON?!

Not a fun time to be a Bulls fan. It was so much fun watching Rose play, for the first couple of years, but holyyyyy shit... He is not a smart man and has made numerous, questionable quotes regarding money and injuries. It’s goddamn shame that he’s so injury prone, but it’s a bigger shame that he was so easily…

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The biggest question I have here is what the two of them were doing in Disneyworld? I get it if you have a kid, or if you’re a bit touched in the head, but there are so many better options for amusement parks for adults. Universal Studios, ya hoser.

Ok, you get a multipass this time.

What they really need is to get some international players on this team, also, it wouldn’t hurt if the US people had a better understanding of how these tournaments work.

I’d rather them find my bloated, cheese dust covered carcass in the break room floor than eat a goddamn apple from a vending machine.

I’m a white sox fan and I actually rooted for the Royals to win when they made it to the WS 2 years ago, but holy fuck did that change fast. There were always a lot of royals fans at sox games, but they were always kind and respectful of the fact that you can’t act like a fucking ass in a visiting park. I would rather…

You only get one chance to get that right, so I best not blow it.

My gf moves in at the end of her lease, but until then, I will masturbate whenever and wherever I want in my home, which brings us to why you should always knock, even after being buzzed up...

My ex-gf used to chew up candy, pizza, brownies, etc and spit it out in the garbage. I used to get mad at her because I thought it was disgusting and it was always the last piece that’d she’d do that to. You don’t just fucking do that, especially when you know that I was going to eat that last piece of pizza. It was…

Too afraid to rank Swimming, huh?

It comes down to numbers. Jordan was a turnover machine, but I think even he’s said that Pippen was the better all around defender. Numerous teammates have said the same thing. Pippen ran the defense and was always on the toughest matchups. He could defend pretty much everyone.

I’ve been eating Kashi trail mix bars for lunch every day, at work, for years. As far as I can tell, I’m still alive.

Paper towels, Aisle 8

No, although that would blow some mormon minds..... I’ve just read a ton of articles/comments that try to match up Lebron against one of the classic teams. They all pretty much blow off the role players, unless we’re talking the big 3 Heat. Would be interested to know your opinion on how this Cavs team would have…

We call that Minnesota Heaven.

But on the same court, those two were one of the best pairs in NBA history. He can’t guard them both. If he doesn’t take Stockton, then he’s down low with Malone, Stockton dishes it out to Hornacek and he’s raining 3s. Shit, I would actually argue that that Jazz team probably matches up to any Lebron team better...Or…

Yes, hi, where is the floor for the people who’ve spent their lives deciding what time the grocery store will be emptiest so they could buy toilet paper so no one sees that they poop?