Do you remember how dominant Malone and Stockton were? Stockton was one of the best playmakers in NBA history and there was so little you could do to guard Malone. That’s not even considering what Malone would have done to Lebron if he tried to take it to the rim.

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Damn millennials, always trying to mix rum with Coke

2 1/2 hours later and I'm over it You wasted your time bud

Not mad, just made an observation. This literally has zero effect on my life. AND I AM A BIG MAN, I AM STRONG, I WILL INTERNET BULLY YOU

Why do they have to be white?

Why? Because he took a big, meaty, nationally televised dump and on the city that he claimed he wanted to win for. So he shits on cleveland, gets his rings, then comes back and like fuckin magic everyone forgets. Do you remember that letter that Gilbert wrote? The fuckin nerve of these people is incredible. I don’t…

I think not, nerd!

Oh ok, because I wasn’t sure I was arguing that Lebron wasn’t the best player in the finals, but I guess I was? But I’ll tell yah what, we’ll just go ahead and ignore his history and past relationships with teammates/coaches because it doesn’t fit with whatever argument you’re trying to make. You’re distracting me…

I don’t know, the team or something? Yeah, it worked out for them, but if they lost, good chance he leaves and tries to start over with some other group of “superstars”. The guy constantly throws people under the bus.

So are the people of Cleveland just pretending like they weren’t burning this guy’s jerseys a few years ago, and the owner writing a big ole “fuck you” letter to media about him? That he essentially shit on his hometown team publically and then came back once the pieces he put together in Miami were too old/injury…

In the words of Matt Bush, “I’m addicted and I need more of these”. Keep the losses comin, boys!

I don’t think it’ll take much compromise for him to grab a 3rd

The people of Missouri are going to have to distract themselves with a few more weekly cross burnings to avoid being depressed

Pray for those tires

Dark Horse Candidate.

Police come into the crime scene like.

I am a 29 year old man. If I make my dad muffins for Father’s Day, I might as well be putting the final nail in the disappointment coffin.

The man cheated to win a card game against an old woman that didn’t even have money on the line. Michael Jordan’s sole purpose in life is to win at everything he does. The only motivation he’s ever needed was to see the crushed faces of everyone he’s beaten.