A white bikini whilst telling everyone within hearing that you’re bleeding buckets.

Carole zoned out this year. She barely said ten words, other than to hiss ‘bitch’ at Luann a couple of times while rolling her eyes.

I listened to part of one, the one where she and Carole spent the whole thing talking about Luann. Basically, Bethenny was listing all the reasons Luann was a whore (this is after the reunion) while Carole whinnied and neighed in agreement. It was so unbelievably cruel and high school. She really is Regina.

Jules is basically a decent person, I think, and probably apologises whenever she has a go at someone. I didn’t like her early in the season but she grew on me.

The handshaking! The level of bad acting was hilarious! And this woman tried to be an actress? Incredible.

Redemption, anger management, My Childhood Was The Worst Childhood In The History Of Childhoods So Feel Sorry For Me, I’m under pressure, I have a business to run, my divorce was so difficult, I can’t trust anyone, I’m bleeding in my white bikini, my old friend is pissed I am fucking her soon to be ex...

Fakest cry ever on an HW show. Add ‘I need a drink! Get me that carefully placed bottle of Skinny Girl, stat!’ and you’ve got one of the most unintentionally funny scenes of the entire season.

It is pretty funny when Dorinda calls Bethenny out B blinks and blinks and blinks, as if it’s so shocking someone actually bit back.

Ha!

I’m hoping Jules’ Modern Alkeme takes off and becomes HUGE, while Skinny Girl chem crap tanks. It would be great to see Jules have the last laugh.

She was punished financially. She gets paid according to screen time so if she gets frozen out she loses money. Bethenny was aware of this. And Sonja probably needs the money more than anyone.

I don’t think we can call this the greatest RHONY season. Scary Island was legend.

I think they were all scared of Bethenny this season because B was threatening their jobs. It’s no secret she was trying to freeze out Sonja and get her off the show. Only Luann had the balls to not put up with it. Dorinda seems to have finally gotten fed up enough to hit back.

Forgot one of my favourite bits about the whole reunion:

I was waiting as well. Don’t agree with everything you said (and Ramonja is dead, apparently) but agree that B is horrendous. And she needs to stop messing with her face. She’s heading into Grinch territory.

Perhaps she doesn’t want to explain the details because it’s private, he’s the father of her children, and it’s no one’s business.

I’ve been waiting for this. Here’s my breakdown:

Most important question: how did the first girl get into college? Her letter is nearly illiterate. Winnie’s wasn’t horrible but there was some glaring grammar mistakes.

Was just thinking about that. Also, her sister Tiger Lily or whatever her name is, was with Paula Yates when Yates overdosed.

Evidence.