Go with your petty side. #teampetty

I give it three days before Star declares that Jenn paid Marion to break them up.

hes too young for the time frame they were talking about

24 hours doesn’t seem like an alarmingly long time to stay inside. My neighbors would be calling the police on me during every Law & Order marathon

a) Criticizing someone for appropriating Harajuku is silly, because Harajuku itself borrows from non-Japanese cultures.

And yet, she’s sitting on that stage collecting a paycheck just like the rest of them.

Me too. I think Dorinda would be a fiercely good friend and a blast to party with.

Can’t help but feel the response to this “joke” would be less positive had the genders been reversed.

That hand shaking with the glass looks so fake, first thought of it when I watched the episode. Is this bitch really trying to call more attention to herself after telling her “friend” that her fiancé cheated on her? I don’t think she has any interest in actually becoming a better person. But I’m sure she’s very…

I second this! I started to just read the comments and star other people instead of commenting myself because I always get lost in the greys. But I have things to say! Housewives-related things!

the greatest?!?!?!? excuse me, season 3 would like a word with you

Watching Sonja defend Bethenny while going after Dorinda this reunion made me feel like I was witnessing a battered wife defend her husband against family and friends who want her to leave him all over again. She’s too blind to see the truth and definitely scared of something.

I agree with most of this, but I starred exclusively for the wagon hitching. 10/10 would star again.

I would love to know who Bethenny thinks she is fooling. She had screamed at everyone in that room by the end, and still had the nerve to say “well you’ve been horrible to me,” making her eyes all big and blinking a lot. If you want to be the biggest bitch in the room, then own being the biggest bitch in the room!…

And Queen B being too cool for school and not even getting off the couch? Girrrl, please. We all know you’re thirsty. as. hell. about this franchise.

*While simultaneously swigging out of a bottle of your self-branded vodka (with label facing the camera, obviously).

The hug at the end! Carole was trying to get in, and was awkwardly shut out. My kingdom for that in a gif!

fibroids that did not prevent prancing about in string bikini

It appears so....

Note to Bravo: If you didn’t have enough material you could have just shown the uncut footage from the Berkshires and submitted that for an Emmy.