Um, there are bikes with motors. Some are called motorcycles. Others are like this:

Years and years ago. It was very brief. We were introduced, he mumbled something, I said I was a fan of his work, he nodded and walked away. By all reports of people there he is always just grumpy. Then again, that was years ago and he was somewhat polarising back then so perhaps he’s matured in that area as well.

Well, he seems fully aware that the scene was every kind of wrong and regrets it so let’s see what he does. I’ve always like Spike Lee’s work, even when I have problems with it. And this despite having met him and knowing that he’s a grumpy little guy.

No needle will ever be inserted into my lady bits unless absolutely medically necessary.

WEll, that starts explaining why Shailene Woodley is insufferable.

Or all her other relationships. She seems to run through people like crazy.

I’m fascinated by her Twitter feed. She’s rude and seems to take it all very, very seriously. She argued with someone the other night for hours about her dress. Now she’s being all butt hurt about the age thing. No one cares that she’s 53 but people are laughing when she says she’s of the same generation as Jules. …

Carole’s Twitter feed is fascinating. She’s now arguing that she and Jules are of the same generation because a generation is 20 years and she and Jules are only 17 years apart. She’s also calling Jules immature.  

She also makes every single thing about her. Luann’s man snogged a woman in a bar? Oh, it’s so hard for me to deal with this (whilst grinning maniacally). Jules has an eating disorder? I can’t deal with this! It triggers me! Sonja signs on to a booze brand? Cheater brand! Cheater brand! I hate you! Get out of my…

She’s the most anti-woman woman I’ve ever seen on reality tv. She really hates everyone and treats them all like shit. Can you imagine being homeless and in a shelter and that voice suddenly blares into the room? Talk about compounding your misery.

Agree. Her radar is generally good when it comes to bullshit and she stands up for what she believes in while not being cruel or mean. When Ramona was being rude about John Dorinda told her in no uncertain terms it was not acceptable but she wasn’t an asshole about it, just standing her ground.

Carole thinks she’s sophisticated and cool and above everyone. You should see her twitter feed. What an absolutely snotty bitch she is. She is incredibly rude to people and gets in massive arguments. To be fair to Bethenny, as soon as anyone says anything she doesn’t like she simply blocks them.

She’s scared for her job. She needs the money more than any of them and Bethenny did her best to freeze Sonja out early in the season. B screams about people ‘coming for her business’ all the time (paranoid much?) but goes after people and destroys them in any way she can. She’s horrible and hopefully Sonja will get…

She had the best line of the reunion: ‘What is wrong with you, Bethenny?’ Sums up the entire season in one line.

Lu was the only one with a storyline this season. In fact, no would have had anything to do if it hadn’t been for ‘I’m getting married! I found my soulmate!’ If it hadn’t been for Lu it would have been Skinny Girl promo 100% percent of the time, as opposed to the 99% of the time we got.

Seems like it. I think she walked away, as they don’t make cast decisions until after the show has aired. Her divorce is getting ugly and she seems to want to deal with that and her growing business - which I truly hope takes off. Unlike Bethenny, if Jules gets rich off her drink I think she’ll remain a kind person.

Fibroids that magically did not prevent her from wearing a tiny white bikini on the beach. Her driver deserves a medal for not shoving her bloody pillow back in her face.

I have never disliked a person on a reality show the way I dislike Bethenny. I feel stupid for hating her so much but she’s everything I despise in a person: arrogant, bitchy, mean, cruel, hateful, and very, very full of herself.

She was looking behind the red pillow for Ramona’s ‘evidence’.

I think Luann blurted that out and then regretted it because kids and general keeping this shit private. I’m inclined to believe that the Count wanted the open marriage, she went along with it to keep the family together and then said fuck it, I’m going to get mine and went off to screw some people.