Dafuq? He should have lost his license 10 times over already. And even then, why would anyone want to hire this guy unless they don't know who he is. Yeah, I, as a male client, totally want an acknowledged sexual predator representing me in family court.

I'm kind of surprised Jezebel is making fun of this woman. It seems obvious that the biggest problem with the look isn't really the quality of the costume. If this was a cute, skinny, smiling girl in good make-up, there would be no real issue.

#pelvicsorcery

that really took an unexpected turn right at the end

a guy we'll call "Skeeter".

"Taking a swig of cherry limeade for courage"

Seriously, what the fuck is a renaissance poet. And when you get fired from said job as a renaissance poet, where do you go from there? I take solace in the fact that he probably never found a job again because what could he even do after that?

RENAISSANCE POET?

Husband died very suddenly. (don't mean to a downer here but suicide). Well hell, guess that's contagious, at least where we lived. Almost all friends and neighbors cut me off immediately. Husband was an archaeologist, away for months a time. His bestie was a woman I'd never met, but he always talked about her with…

Hot is excellent. Enjoy your lunch. XD

Nooo. Go on the date.

"Dark things the home used to make them do"? What? Did they live in the house from "The Conjuring" or something?

I am pretty sure there's a charity out there that helps ex-cons who are trying to get their lives together get their gang tattoos removed. I know that isn't helpful since I can't remember the name, but he may want to search around or even see if a church group might help him.

trust the brain hippie. always trust the brain. but then again... if he's hot.... tough choice

I don't know...I have a friend who drums for a shitty indie rock band in Seattle, and teaches at a Christian college, who thinks that they're the best band ever.

Idk, that sounds gloriously nerdy, and nerds can be cool.

OMG HERE IS MY BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS TATTOO LETS BE BESTIES

I don't have a worst tattoo story but I do have a best tattoo story.

I wouldn't call mine a disaster, but the artist did slip a little bit, making one of the words in my tattoo pretty much unreadable.