I find it terribly sad that everyone doesn't get what raven was saying with her comments about being called an African American.

TMZ is better than and way more reliable than most (all?) major news media organizations. When was the last time TMZ got something wrong?

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

I DON'T NEED THIS BECAUSE I HAVE ALL SEVEN SEASONS IN A SPECIAL EDITION TRUNK THAT I GOT ON THE DAY IT CAME OUT. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, POSEURS? HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS EMILY GILMORE REALNESS? (also: I am an Emily/Paris. What are you?)

Looks like a 9-11 re-creation

"The maid's kid really does look like me."

I had a mouse encounter last night that was very traumatizing.

Dear husband is quitting his job, I'm 99% sure for real this time. I'm glad. It wasn't a healthy work environment, they weren't paying him what he's worth, and he doesn't respect his boss. I updated his résumé and sent it off to a job he is more than qualified for.

Yesterday, I met a man at an Insomnia Cookies store, by going up to the register, and asking for a s'more cookie and chocolate milk. The person at the register, seeing I walked quite a distance, asked if I wanted to sit down and eat the cookie there. So, I sat down next to this another guy, who happens to be the…

Hahahaha. One time I went on an OKC date with a guy, it started at 8pm at a bar, we left when it closed at 2am, went back to his house, I spent the night, we got brunch in the morning, and I showed back up at my apartment at 11am just as my roommate was getting ready to call the cops. Less than a year later I married…

Mine was "Hey, do you want to hoop up?"

I'd say that I wish we had done work on our house before we had our kid. It's hard redoing kitchens and baths with a toddler around. If there is any work you want to do, do it now!

i am marathoning criminal minds and my god spencer reid is doing things to my ladybits. matthew grey gubler? 7 or 8 to me. mgg somewhat awkwardly and innocently rattling off facts with long hair and sweater vests? 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

And since Kinja won't let me edit, pictorial evidence:

Try, "where do you see yourself in 5 years" and see if babies and diapers come up. When he comes back with the same to you, mention you'd like kids.

Boost! And here's something cuter than puppies...

Ok, I've been waiting for this. I know I'm in the greys but hopefully someone will see it and help me out yo.

People with their faces buried in smart phones annoy the shit out of me. I was picking up a pizza and the girl in front of me was juggling 6 different things (3 pizzas, napkins, hot peppers, her change, her phone, a 2-liter bottle of soda) and I know she could use some help opening the door out of the shop. I look…

My nights always belong to Dr. Malcolm. Wowmp.

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