dude, is this my ex? this sounds exactly like my ex.

so romantic. SO ROMANTIC.

i know this is an unpopular opinion but OMG MARK THAT'S MY FAVORITE EPISODE OF MST3K!

that's his mom's nickname for him though! i'm not sure if that would be a turn on or off…

i shall go! because you sound wise. (also because, as stated above, he is crazy hot).

he's a big old nerd, this is true

it's not. i do not want to accidentally dox him/me by being more specific though lol

he's so hot! my body is all "yes" but my brain is yelling

i have a date this weekend with a man who has a They Might Be Giants tattoo. still deciding whether this is a deal breaker.

can i just thank you for reminding me of the ecce homo painting and inspiring me to re-watch one of my favorite SNL segments of this century?

isn't he the one who is so forgettable that he played two distinct characters at different times on sex and the city??

I'm going to echo Margiebonz's advice and say, just go on some crappy dates. It helps to be actively deciding to to settle— it really does wonders for your self esteem— and the better you feel the more attractive you'll be to the right kind of people!

hey jezzies! here's a question for you all… and i hope this does not come off as insensitive or self-centered or anything, i'm really just looking for advice.

"Blackout drunk, one-night stands and binge eating" sounds like a good weekend to me.

gin fizzes, now, forever, and always.

it makes it sound like a really violent act…

CAMP ANAWANNA WE HOLD YOU IN OUR HEARTS

did the same thing. really had to think about it.

a la springtime for hitler

oh my god, i just laughed way too loudly at work.