MASTER BALL OR NOTHING is what I always yell in guy's faces when they come at me w/ regular pokeballs like I'm some sort of weedle.

Less serious first: Adam Reed thinks my hands are large. But they are feminine and slender and completely in proportion to my body. So there.

human unassisted flight

I'm super late to the game, so I really don't expect any responses or stars, but I have exciting news!

So I basically just hauled ass outa Vegas to come home to San Diego for Comic-Con to Check Out Benedict Cumberbatch. I am currently lurking in the Hard Rock right out side of the convention center checking out how the other half lives. My plan is to go down to TJ for a quickie Divorce and then back to Vegas for our…

Last weekend in Florida before I move to South Carolina. It's starting to hit me that I'm actually doing this. Said goodbye to some friends yesterday, and should be going out later to say my goodbyes to some more tonight. It's weird. The friends I thought I had turned out to do nothing but hurt me in such mean and…

Thanks Christ you didn't mention apples or raisins or some other food ruining shit people seem to think you can just toss into anything. (I'm looking at you cranberries - get the fuck out of my cookies and salads and back into my vodka where you belong)

I'm just a sad weirdo, but I strongly urge everyone to go with dill instead of parsley.

I remember when 'Hardest Button to Button' came out and my friend heard the song without knowing the title and thought he said "I've got a rockin' toboggan"

She actually addresses this issue in the FAQ on her website:

I've never seen SATC, but a quick search of IMDB shows that he's been in several movies and shows that I've seen and yet I can't picture him in any of them. Forgettable indeed.

As someone who grew up on the South Shore... there are a metric assload of beaches where you "can't just show up." It's really not that special.

People assume that racists would never sleep with someone who's race they hate, but they do. Just like misogynists sleep with women despite hating their guts.

It's almost as sad as when older women find out Anderson Cooper is gay. Sorry, Aunt Sue!

I was going to say, I thought everyone knew this about him. But I suppose people who actually watch his show might not overlap much with people who read celebrity gossip.

Huh. I'm 35 and as long as I get at least 6-7 hours sleep, I can put away a bottle of wine without feeling it the next day. I wonder: is this because I drink too much & have developed a tolerance, or is this WHY I drink too much?
hmmmmm.
Chicken / egg. Bottom's up!

Parents are older than ever, so it's definitely not younger parents.