The part that doesn't make sense is Solange using Jays name. Her sister is Beyonce...

Wasn't there a "Sex and the City" episode with a similar theme? I think it involved one of the characters' friends who met clandestinely in low-lit restaurants with the woman of his dreams, but refused to be seen in public with and later dumped her because he didn't want others to think of him as someone who dated fat…

Hi Asa. Could you give your opinions on circumcision, female pubic hair, whether cash is an appropriate gift for a wedding and whether or not Jay-Z deserved to be hit by Solange?

Louie hit this one on the head. I've dated a lot of heavier girls and I've definitely felt the judgement from other men. The problem isn't that men don't like big girls; it's that men don't like the way other men look at them when they're with big girls. It's a societal issue that Louis illustrates flawlessly. It's…

That's a very helpful list of "tips"! No one has ever thought of those before! Convenient that you're ignoring all the things that discourage people from doing them. I'm not saying putting a list on a bathroom door is the answer, but simply telling people who have been assaulted to do x, y, and z without addressing…

I'm really not surprised. I don't know why but I just always assumed it was something that started out being racist but it caught on and lost meaning for a ton of people and unless called out on it they never put two and two together. Like when someone says they were gypped or they're gonna jerry rig something. Also,…

I apparently have the whitest white ice cream truck ever in my neighborhood. It plays Für Elise.

My favorite comment, as reported by Today this morning:

Crazy in Love? More like Crazy In-Law! Amirite?!?
Solange was Drunk In-Law!!

This is truly amazing. I guarantee every person who has responded negatively to you has, at some point, contacted the FCC about an exposed breast or unedited swear word on TV. Fuck my life, I truly despise right wing but jobs.

Ah, yes, reading failure on my part, and state of denial that so much time has passed since then.

Yeah, you can explode your house all you want, but why do you have to shove it down my throat all the time?

Tell them that the house made a choice to explode and that if the house had instead accepted Jesus Christ as it's savior and repented for its foundational sins, that the house wouldn't be in the predicament that we all witnessed. The worst part is that the house had to go and throw part of its roof on the next door…

Hey, I just don't think that this sort of thing should be shown on television. It is just too over the top. I don't want my children exposed to this sort of thing, and it is just not part of my belief system that this sort of thing is appropriate.

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?

I Graduated From Mizzou and All I Got Was a Kiss From a Seventh-Round Draft Pick.

top journalism schools in the country,

I wouldn't pull any punches because, even if my kid were seven-years-old, he'd deserve to know the truth.

This elevator footage has Solange lookin so crazy right now.