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I had to go to church with my mom — a BAPTIST church, y'all! But I won the day by wearing panty hose and a really nice lace dress and showing up with traditional Southern corsages (white if your mom has passed and red if your mom is alive) and said how proud I was that I got to wear a red one, while she pranced me

I surprised my mother with an all expense paid three week touring trip to Ireland (she's always wanted to go) this morning. I usually don't get her anything since I end up paying for all of her bills and living expenses for at least five months out of the year but she's really been talking about it a lot over the past

I spent yesterday with my mom so today I was free to do as I pleased. I drank way too many margaritas and now I don't want to work on the paper I have due in a few days.

I was ready with a "just stop" post about Cheri Oteri, but then I thought back on it, and Baba Wawa was Oteri at her least intolerable.

Off-topic urgent question here.

living by yourself amplifies those situations. I hate it for you. But you just have to try to remember that the world isn't always like that. Don't let it stop you from going out and having fun. ❤️

this is my kitty today. It makes me happy and I hope it brings you a bit of a smile. I got groped by a coworker a few years ago and it took a lot for me to feel safe again. It's awesome that you have a support system

Advice, please! Friend A is married to (and has a 10 year old son with) a woman I'm friendly acquaintances with, lives on the west coast, and travels to my town (NYC) every few months, give or take. Friend B is my neighbor, single, and started having an affair with friend A about a year ago. After I introduced them.

Friday night I went to a party with a group of friends/acquaintances and got shit drunk and made out with a guy for the first time in ... 15 months. He was a member of the group and barely knew me but was good friends with several of my good friends. I remember people nearly having a heart attack because 1) it was so

So glad Sunday Night Sign-Off is here, I need to put this out there:

I'm graduating tomorrow and I lost my commencement pass. What do I do now?

Not all exes make great friends. If seeing A with someone else upsets you, block that stuff! It sounds like you need more time before you are ready to renew those friendships without putting yourself through needless emotional torture.

Happy Sunday Jezzies!

You guise! I hit my head really hard and have been recovering from a concussion, which has meant that instead of working on the art I've been making on the ceiling (can't stand on a chair; balance is still recovering) I've had more time to work on this project (the spot in the center is exactly my eye level) and it

"in the same way I'm fascinated by the people I see on the street or the subway" —-> SHAAAAAADE

I just did an insane amount of googling trying to find the title of a book that my old roommate read one year when she was in a similar boat: the concept was basically one project every week that is based around making yourself a better person with more confidence in your individual ability and agency.

This entire blog is coming from inside your house!!!

So mostly I need to vent amongst people I do not know for a moment:

So, one of my closest friends is incredibly funny and creative and one of the most intelligent, interesting people I've ever met. She also looks like a freaking high fashion model and has killer fashion sense. She is a beautiful, radiant unicorn.

Cross-posted from GT: my totally-not-serious-theory-but-OMG-if-it-were-true theory about the ending of HIMYM, inspired by the fact that the finale and the Walking Dead season 4 finale both occur in the same week.

Just wanted to say I like it over here at Jez more than any of the other Gawker sites. (Even io9, my most regularly visited site.) Not sure why I feel weird saying that as a straight white male, but I do. Soooo uh thanks for letting me hang out and thanks for being cool? I don't know, I'm not quite sure what I'm