Ouch. That's offensive, but I can see how a mistake like that can be made by a non-native english speaker.

I tried to decide, blacked out thinking about it and came to holding my hand over my stove's ignited burner, so idk.

No opinion on Paltrow or the pairing. I do, however, have a strong opinion on the milkshake - it looks delicious.

i doubt alexa would go out with someone as Un-Cool as chris martin like lets b real

Let's hold off on passing judgment until we find out what song it was.

Three 1-seeds and a 2-seed? I'm disappointed in you, Jezzies.

Hi folks! I'm glad you get my point, but I don't think publishing a book on Mammy nearly one hundred years later is progress. To me, it's reviving an old stereotype and trying to dress it in new, contemporary less-offensive clothes to make money.

Wasn't a better story written by Alice Randall already? "The Wind done Gone"

Heh, this is a good point.

By the way... this man of the world is writing this schlock:

The Wind Done Gone took care of that.

Just a quick point from a literature major: can you not treat Gone with the Wind the film and Gone with the Wind the novel as the same thing? There is a lot of difference in the book and the film and using the two interchangeably shows a glaring lack of knowledge of the subject matter.

I'm glad the editor is "personally mortified" but whether the runner had cancer or not, don't be a snarky asshole about what people chose to wear while doing things. I've seen marathon runners in crazier getups. THEY ARE RUNNING MORE THAN 26 FUCKING MILES, THEY ARE BADASSES NO MATTER WHAT THEY WEAR.

May I please use this opportunity to re-open the Salted Vs. Unsalted butter wars? I feel like we as a commentariat haven't fought over that in a while, and we probably should.

Government came and took my baby!!!

It worked for these two. Now that I think of it, all three of Parks and Rec's weddings were sort of ambush affairs.

In related Pharrell news:

I'm pulling this out of the greys because this is so incoherent and absurd that it's almost poetic.