how is she so perfect? i cannot stop looking at photos of her. even her "candids" look like Vogue covers.

i am scheming to try to avoid having to drive tonight, but so far it's not working… :(

probably the illuminati

Barefoot! because i am a grad student and it's $5.99 at the gas station.

i personally think it's a really sweet name that ages well (an adult Linus does not sound as silly to me as some other more trendy names). i will warn you that there are a few scenes in Arrested Development where it's used as a euphemism for penis— just in case that matters to you. i mean, that is probably not a…

hello, jezzies! i am still on my mission to escape the grays/befriend more of you wonderful people after years of lurking around here. Right now I am drinking a glass of moscato and reading Teju Cole's Open City before my girlfriends drag me out into the cold to go dancing tonight. What are you all…

i just had to google "who the hell is tori from saved by the bell" and i am old and sad.

itchy!

this is the direction i was leaning in, but i've baked for him before so i think it needs a little extra somethin'

laughed so hard i ain't even mad.

"no, seriously, i've looked everywhere for them! you say you've seen some? where exactly? i need to investigate…"

huge fan of gary clark jr.'s album… but are his boots dirty??

would this be an inappropriate wedding dress? (asking for a friend…)

there is a drop down menu with the heading bacon! its like you know us!! this is great, thank you so much!

Just as Queen Latifah wrapped up the mass marriage ceremony, Madonna came out, dressed as Boss Hog and everyone was forced to sing "Open Your Heart," a song from 1986, in order to placate her.

oh my goodness that sounds so terrifying, i'm sorry that happened to you! but don't be embarrassed! you experienced a side effect of a medication— you wouldn't get embarrassed for being nauseous from your antibiotics!

awww thank you! i am hopeful that pluckiness will eventually lift us out of obscurity!

this made me laugh. did you read the kotaku article about the sims patch notes this week??

hi jezzies!

OH! and to add to the list, I am in a LDR right now and I was just back home with the SO for a month over the holidays. Our last week together, I got bronchitus so i was stuck in bed. he spent the whole week with me letting me dominate the Netflix. I made him watch Fringe (which I nerdily watched all of in its first…