i am in a long distance relationship and literally JUST got off Skype with my SO. i told him "you know, you have the nicest forearms. i love your arms," and he looked at me like i had 6 heads and said, "thanks weirdo". NOW I MUST SEND HIM THIS ARTICLE.

i have never done roo solo, but i've gone in a small group of women, and i've done other (admittedly non-camping fests) solo, and i think you should do it. i know there are risks, but doing something you love on your own as a woman is such an empowering experience that in my opinion, the benefits outweigh the risks.

SPACE WIZARD is probably the best phrase i will read today. i am dying. thank you for this so much.

You win. everyone else can go home.

i am not in costume yet because i'm in grad school and we're having our department gala tomorrow night but i will paint you a word picture:

I am Kate, and I like the way you think.

yeah, i tried my best to ignore that...

i don't know about you guys but i am way more interested in "To Tiger, My Gay-Conversion Sex Surrogate, With Love"

to be fair, neither do cartoon characters.

waiiiiit, they made ursula a man and not a big beautiful lesbian? not sold.

this makes me so sad especially since she is ADORABLE and i saw her on Broadway in Once and she was swoon-worthy!

a $500 tip on a $2000 bar tab sounds about right and not really noteworthy...

LOVE LOVE LOVE. just made a hair appointment for next week/

GUYS. That Sassy mag tumblr has an article/interview entitles "Who the heck is Henry Rollins?" on it and i'm dead.

this was one of the funniest things that has ever happened.

MOOSE LASAGNA. O Sweden, U so crazy.

i love everything about all of this.

EVERYONE HAS THE TIME TO REWATCH JURASSIC PARK.

right?? what am i missing that is making this even worthy of debate?

guys. reese's baby's face is killing me. click through. seriously.