HER LIPSTICK IS BEAUTIFUL. i cannot stop marveling at it long enough to form any other opinion

i actually had this pointed out to me back [...months ago?] when i posted the comment, and you are 100% correct. i am sorry i offended you; totally had a white-girl-pc-police moment and was not well thought out.

holla

my father still does this to me. and it's only women and he is roughly 5'10", 290 lbs.

this is probably quite true

yes yes yes. all of this. and i too am glad both these texts exist because it's a really good tension/conversation for feminism to have right now.

there's more where he came from. sadly, you'll probably need it again in the future

Ugh, I am waaaaay too important to have to carry this overstuffed and oversized suitcase all the way back to row 17. better just cram it into the bin over 4... sorry, suckas

<3 Walter

We'll even let you be buttheads and throw your carry-on into the first bin you see instead of the one over your seat like not-buttheads. Sounds good?

the size of this photo makes it 10,000 times funnier

ugh there should be a parks and rec photo in there but i am failing.

Red Vines anyone?

yesss. they had those ridiculous JNCO-like jeans and lots of stuff in camo. plus wallet chains. shit was my jaaaam

oh man that's like the 90s holy grail

i once won a green inflatable armchair (WITH CUP HOLDER) off some Nickelodeon contest where you had to call in to win.

holy shit tattoo chokers should have their own seed on this bracket

i didn't either until they arrived! they have a whole wall of graphic tee-shirts though and i have to remind myself that i am an adult woman with a job every time i walk past.

My local mall got a delia's sometime within the last 5 years. so freaking weird.

YES