her?

is it time to talk about guns YET?

SKEEEENUHHHH?

what is happening on this dirtbag?? Random tweets in the middle of it? completely inexplicable octomom header? i feel like i'm having a stroke.

WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

can we form a jezebel film society that just rewatches old MST3K episodes???

yes! especially since the robot has that rad mustache

THIMBLEZ 4 LYFE

does the purple diet include unlimited red wine? because i think i could do that.

probably.

comment of the year. bravo

whatever works for you! cheers to health and happiness!

cheers! :)

well, it's more of a catch-all for the unhealthy stuff that is pretty much everywhere. of course, you don't have to eat it; but a lot of people have to be around it on occasion in order to spend time with their friends. so as long as someone is OK enough to make sure their food choices aren't dictating all of their…

life is way too short to turn down beer and nachos with your friends because you're on some insane macro-paleo-cottage-cheese-juice diet. and it's too short to not be able to take a long walk on the beach because you're not healthy/strong enough to enjoy it. much love and support for all my fellow jezzies who are…

i am super depressed about jezebel right now.

bumping this up. so important and well-stated. thanks for sharing!

this was my feeling too. petty.

i can't help it, i just love james franco so much. all signs point to him being the biggest douche ever and yet i am drawn to him as a moth to a flame(ing douche).

My Fair Wedding. I will literally watch David Tutera plan WE TV weddings for hours upon hours on a perfectly sunny saturday. And I don't even want to have my own wedding ever.