if it ends, how will i get the necessary amount of matthew gray gubler i require to survive?!

that peter sellers movie was phenomenal! i had forgotten all about it

i was there!!! [in the furthest section possible, but hey i was there].

beautiful. congratulations!

yes yes yes. this perfectly encapsulates everything i feel about yeezy.

it is SO EASY to hook up in hostels. this seems redundant.

Meanwhile, the world continues to spin; Kimye are heading to 1 Oak in Vegas tonight to stand around for awhile and then receive a six-figure check. Happy New Year and congratulations on the heretofore successful gestation of your seed.

he is indeed

to me, the most important question is will pregnant kimye be at the Jay Z/Coldplay NYE show tonight?!?!

ARRESTED GOOP

i will hatewatch the hell out of a nick gruber reality show.

i literally clicked on this article in hopes of finding exactly this comment. thank you.

as an avid fan (of the show, the movies are crap), i cannot approach even the slightest interest in this new show. zzzzzz

ding ding ding!

it's the mouth. and the vacant eyes. so weird.

none of the numbers in this story are consistent and the craigslist post is gone so even though i don't care about idiots on craigslist at all i am so stressed out about this article.

i am rewatching arrested development on netflix and therefore this comment was very confusing for about 5 long seconds.

cheers!

i think the misunderstanding that occurred is misunderstanding why a porn store would have a private booth if not for jerking off...

oh my god lindy. the neverending story reference just MADE MY YEAR.