Obama’s daughters were children, and were not involved in being sidekick grifters for their con man father, unlike the spawn of the Butternut Barf Splat.

The Mushroom Kingdom.

Yup. Pretty much every time someone says, “The gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage,” my immediate response is, “Nah. We heteros tossed that sanctity in the dumpster and set it on fire a long goddamn time ago. Let folks who aren’t afraid to commit have a go at it; they cannot possibly be worse at it than we are.”

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His standards are higher than that half melted candle.

F*ckabee Sanders

Hope Hicks.

Because if wore DC costumes they were guaranteed to crash and burn.

First rule of any endeavor: know your audience. I’m a black dude and I know Ireland (I lived there a few years, and still have family there). The Irish keep it real like that. She profits off spon-con, which is advertising disguised as reviews - so she deserves mockery. “I’ll give you great coverage if you give me a…

I’m like —><— this close to pulling the trigger. Only thing stopping me is SWMBO’s reaction since I already have 558 headphones. The 558s are good for gaming, but there’s something missing for music compared to my old HD600s.

I’m like —><— this close to pulling the trigger. Only thing stopping me is SWMBO’s reaction since I already have 558…

Only if you care about people around you. But that’s not what PUNK RAWK is all about

Only if you care about people around you. But that’s not what PUNK RAWK is all about

what are you, fucking mentally retarded?

Oh fuck off. You don’t murder an unarmed man. Period.

20 million for a Star Wars movie? Will the whole thing take place in a space cantina?

Dear Lotus:

“James Bond movies haven’t been very memorable since Austin Powers forced the franchise to evolve into generic action flicks.”

My Porsche’s pop-ups are my favorite part of the car. Or at least the part that most consistently brings me joy. Everytime they go up or down, I smile.

Being able to print via wireless from your desktop and phone is the greatest thing ever. You can hide your printer in the closet!

Being able to print via wireless from your desktop and phone is the greatest thing ever. You can hide your printer…

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Google Domains : https://domains.google : I love it because it’s easy to use, ties in perfectly with the rest of your Google account, and they have free private registrations (isn’t it like upwards of $12/year at other places?). Like others, they have a ton of the GTLD’s to choose from (.ninja, .business, etc, along…

Google Domains : https://domains.google : I love it because it’s easy to use, ties in perfectly with the rest of…

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?