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My sympathies for the poor editors who had to watch it all.

And WHY couldn’t they successfully put the Most Famous Superhero on Earth [TM] on the screen?

I actually don’t think an unfinished film by Zach Snyder would be better than a finished one by Joss Whedon. Hell, I don’t think a finished film by Snyder would be better than one by Whedon.

Has anyone ever asked these people the obvious question: If Zack Snyder had a brilliant cut of the movie already done when he had to leave the project, then why did the studio spend millions on bringing in Joss Whedon for extensive reshoots? 

Can we just fucking riot already? I don’t want guillotines, I want Elon Musk orbital velocity self sharpening guillotines with built in flame throwers.

We have to address the source of the hatred.

“I don’t think that it’s fair to apply them to the entire organization or that even the members of that group believed or supported those posts.”

Children in cages? Silence. People of color murdered by the police? Not a peep. Atrocities committed by our government? No big deal. A fictional character portrayed by something other than a white woman? Burn it all to the ground and salt the fucking earth. This is why I don’t trust the 53% club next November. Give

White people, just go out and buy a Klan outfit instead of complaining about “political correctness”. The euphemism has become completely transparent and meaningless.

They both have the same quiet, intense, intimidating gravitas. Not to mention everyone sees Keanu as a god anyway, so he may as well run with it.

I feel The Beyonder is a role Keanu was born to do.

In fairness, GoT was her first gig as an actual child so she’s never had a chance to grow said range. She was fine as part of the ensemble with much more prolific actors, handing her the lead in (what I assume was) both a summer blockbuster and emotional character piece was never going to work.

Nice old fashioned coloring on that poster.  I wish Marvel still did that with reprints.

All you have to do is take one look at the box office totals for Fox’s X-Men films to see that, even when the movies weren’t particularly good (see: The Last Stand, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Apocalypse), people were still clamoring to see them. So where did Dark Phoenix go wrong?

or the six people defending “The Long Night” ep of Game of Thrones, where 99.999% consensus of viewers was “IT’S TOO FUCKING DARK! I CAN’T SEE A DAMN THING!!” that the writer/director blamed on “people not attuning their screens properly!”

more like a classic piece of shit amirite

Trump isn’t on Instagram. Case closed.

I might have agreed before Infinity War and Endgame. But if you can do those right then you can do X-Men right. I simply think no one who ever touched these movies really understood them.