2015/2016: Hollywood/Oscars so white!

How bout you go fuck yourself? Maybe people like the ads. This isn’t a website just for you, princess. <3

How bout you go fuck yourself? Maybe people like the ads. This isn’t a website just for you, princess. <3

Does Jesus Diaz still work at Gizmodo? The newest post by him I could find was from 2 years ago, and the newest comment from Jan 2016. Anyway, if you’re referring to Amazon deals posts, I’d much rather have them than taboola clickbait links all over the page.

Does Jesus Diaz still work at Gizmodo? The newest post by him I could find was from 2 years ago, and the newest…

I agree with you. I know, I know, they did it to Obama without shame, but still... We can’t pretend that these jokes don’t act as little earworms in the brains of stupid people, gnawing away at what little is left and giving them ideas.

By virtue of being born to Trumpkin, he’s already richer than you or I will ever be and will have many, many opportunities that most of us would only dream of. And chances are he won’t grow up to be any better than Donald Jr. or Eric. In fact, having him grow up seeing his dad skewered by the left will probably make…

Still better than being Eric.

Barron looks tall for his age. I hope Melania is miserable and they place poor Barron in a boarding school. The less he has to do with his family, the better.

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Is that the best you have?

Part of my point. He is not acting as a President. He is acting as Donald Trump.

Not. My. President.

Fuuuuuuuuck. His word vomit is so painful to even read. Guys... it hasn’t even been 3 months.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

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She can read more than two pages in one session and not have to rely on bullet points. That easily exceeds the current minimum qualifications.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

It got a lot more fun after we made the gif.

It got a lot more fun after we made the gif.