MEET ME BEHIND THE WHOLE FOODS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

When money dies, where does it go?

From the title, I was really hoping this was a story about a band destroying a town in Florida.

This is seriously awesome. You’re carrying on the Gawker Media tradition of doing smart, challenging, in your face work. Keep it up.

But it’s white people that need to talk about race. We’re the ones holding back the conversation saying “nope, slavery is over! black people can vote! Kaep is rich, not oppressed!”Chris Rock has a stand up bit where he says (paraphrase) his kids have the best chance to succeed, not because of him and his success, but…

Attn Trent Dilfer:

The only acceptable answer for a white man in this situation is as follows:

“Regardless of my own take on this situation, I am in no place to give my opinion, as I have not had to deal with racial prejudice at all during my lifetime. I am thankful to live in a country where a tasteful demonstration of…

Miami Dolphins players Arian Foster, Jelani Jenkins, Kenny Stills, and Michael Thomas all kneeled

During the national anthem I was lying naked on my couch trying to eat corn chips off my chest without using my hands. I hope I didn’t offend anybody.

I think in a time of our nation where healing is so needed, we owe it to our children and to the world to change the national anthem to Prince’s “Let’s Go Crazy.”

I love horror/thriller movies. They are my favorite genre. But, like many women, I’ve been sexually assaulted. It’s hard to find a good horror movie that does not involve the sexual assault of a woman. I’m not sure why; it’s such a lazy ass trope that is used entirely too often.

It’s too bad she’s dead; now I can’t wish for her to die anymore.

This may be obnoxious of me, but there is an important aspect of Schlafly’s legacy that should not be overlooked.

She was Ann Coulter when Ann Coulter was just a little boy.

I honestly don’t get her and people liked her (Scalia, etc.). I get the desire to promote your personal, often religious values because you think it’s best for others. It’s a bit misguided, patriarchal, etc., but at least your heart is (generally) in the right place.

She was a huge piece of shit, we are all far better for having her gone.

To perhaps misquote Bette Davis upon hearing of Joan Crawford’s death: One should never speak ill of the dead. She’s dead. Good.

It’s a shame she didn’t stick around a few months longer to see Trump get his butt kicked but at the very least she lived long enough to see most of her causes die pathetic wheezing deaths.

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.