The first thing civil rights activists don't do is compare atrocities among the oppressed.

Isn't twitter just a meme sharing device at this point? And to find out if there's traffic on the way home?

He’ll be right up there with Clebold and Harris as one of the greatest shooters in Columbine history.

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

How dare Colin Kaepernick disrespect a song once sung by such heroes as Roseanne Barr and Enrico Pallazzo.

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”

Big scoop rhymes with ‘big poop.’

They’re obviously the seats to get drunk and start fights in because you can’t see shit.

That’s ridiculous. You should change who you are as a player if the defense has taken away what has worked. How much does slapping one softly down the 3rd base line change who you are as a player. You do that 4 times a game and they’ll stop doing it. Meanwhile.....you’re getting on base 4 times every single game until…

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

I mean, the man does have a head like a hole...

Huh, telling me I should bow down before the one I serve? That I’ll get what I deserve? Because, before I’d give Trump control, I can think of a lot of things I’d rather do.

Pedroso came back to their hotel room and found Oliveira there with another Olympic hard body, canoeist Pedro Goncalves.

Same.

Olympics: Simone Manuel shares historic night with some white guy.

My wife leans forward whenever I push the clutch in, bracing for some sort of top fuel dragster shifting. It makes me overthink my actual clutchwork resulting in the worst possible shifting and an uncomfortable ride.

my only regret is that i have but one star to give.

Who can blame Jeter for asking someone else to be the one who sucks ass for once?