Let’s not forget the second smash hit:
How about we let the constitutional scholars continue to be nearly unanimous in stating the 14th is settled and cannot be changed by executive order, and if we need any advice on exactly how hot the oil should be before the onion rings go in, we’ll call you.
Exactly! Taking your megayacht on a cruise around Lake Erie is like bringing your Ferrari out for a spin around the mall parking lot.
They’re afraid of a liberal-controlled military, because everyone knows that a liberal controlled military will be sent out to take their homes, their cars on blocks (including the old tree growing through the engine compartment), and everything that’s not nailed down to be distributed in the communist “utopia”…
Honestly, you should be shooting everyone you see anytime you step foot outside of your home. They could have a gun. If you wait around, they will probably shoot you first, thinking that you have a gun (side note, you should always have a gun). I just saved your life. You’re welcome.
I’m sorry, but as a law and order commenter, you’re now suspended until Monday. You can file a formal appeal on Twitter dot com.