humanSuitcase
humansuitcase
Mar 1 2019
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I know you don’t know me but I’m completely fine with you showing me your digital penis.

Oct 18 2016
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It was Liveleak, and we shouldn’t link to it directly here. Guy was still alive while the docs were pushing his skull together, rather comically. Like, “It used to go together in the middle here, but it doesn’t stick together.”

Oct 18 2016
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I’m an old so you can imagine I’ve whacked the tv box with my cane yelling for that young Richard Benjamin to fix this damned plot and where’s my goddamn soup. Read more

Oct 18 2016
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I watch this show because staring at the wall in silence is only slightly less interesting.

Sep 13 2016
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I’m gonna need some assurance from Gawrker’s union rep that these funds will be appropriately used to serve our interests.

Aug 31 2016
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Had to use the mirror since I’m so fat now from eating all this food, but yep, you’re right! Thanks, Gawrker!

Aug 30 2016
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Why the fuck is Maxine mad at Marcie when Bruce’s the one who spotted the damage to a common element and didn’t report it to management? #teamSybianRider

Aug 30 2016
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From what I understand, another woman seeing you waist deep in pussy will only think to herself, “Wow, that guy really knows how to get waist deep in pussy. I should let him talk to me so maybe he’ll get waist deep in mine when he’s done with hers. He’s just that good.”

Aug 30 2016
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I’m a Warlock class. That means I can kill like a champ, but I also get super cool powers like shooting lightning, throwing a Nova Bomb, and setting stuff on fire. Read more