humanSuitcase
humansuitcase
3/1/19
5:14 PM
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I know you don’t know me but I’m completely fine with you showing me your digital penis.

10/18/16
6:08 PM
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It was Liveleak, and we shouldn’t link to it directly here. Guy was still alive while the docs were pushing his skull together, rather comically. Like, “It used to go together in the middle here, but it doesn’t stick together.”

10/18/16
1:10 PM
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I’m an old so you can imagine I’ve whacked the tv box with my cane yelling for that young Richard Benjamin to fix this damned plot and where’s my goddamn soup. Read more

10/18/16
6:12 AM
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I watch this show because staring at the wall in silence is only slightly less interesting.

9/13/16
1:47 PM
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I’m gonna need some assurance from Gawrker’s union rep that these funds will be appropriately used to serve our interests.

8/31/16
7:47 AM
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Had to use the mirror since I’m so fat now from eating all this food, but yep, you’re right! Thanks, Gawrker!

8/30/16
5:42 PM
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Why the fuck is Maxine mad at Marcie when Bruce’s the one who spotted the damage to a common element and didn’t report it to management? #teamSybianRider

8/30/16
2:30 PM
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From what I understand, another woman seeing you waist deep in pussy will only think to herself, “Wow, that guy really knows how to get waist deep in pussy. I should let him talk to me so maybe he’ll get waist deep in mine when he’s done with hers. He’s just that good.”