I think that every great exchange of ideas starts with a "Please STFU."

Johnny Cleveland already describes a sexual act in which you're just about to finish, but instead, your condom falls off, so you pull out and don't even get close to having sex again for 20 or 30 years.

100% agreed. Every once in a while someone's like, "Sorry everyone, my connection to fucking Bangladesh is leaving in 5 minutes, and it's the last flight to fucking Bangladesh this whole weekend!" If they politely make their way out before the people in the rows ahead of them because of a short connection, then that's…

Thanks for the compliment, but I prefer simply "not a total asshole".

Eh, Maybe one more. No point in having so many I can't do the thing I want with them. Too many kids just leads to each one have a subpar childhood.

If you can't control or reason with your kid don't make it everyone else's problem. I say this as a parent. We took our daughter (now older) out to restaurants and on flights because she was well behaved because we taught her to be well behaved. If you're too lazy as a parent to invest the time in teaching your…

I'm with you on this one, I often fly to Vegas for work conventions and I like to take the Sunday flight on Jetblue so I can watch football, I have a few beers, I don't yell, I don't cheer, I don't burp, but I do get pretty buzzed.

He IS NOT just another player. He IS THE FIRST openly gay player!

In all seriousness, little about your first comment was "from a football standpoint". If you want to discuss his stats or whatever, go for it. I'm sure there are some that might argue with you about it, but that's not really anything that interests me much.

Concern Troll: [reads about Sams release]

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

When reached for comment, Sam noted "Yeah, it's true. I'm hanging back in the shower. That's all those guys do is look at each other's dicks, man. It's weird, and I don't really get into that."

I actually had an on-site segment with Josina earlier this month and asked her about the showering habits of the Countdown guys:

It sounds despicable, I know, but the Rams only just repealed their "don't drop the soap" rule.

So he's remaining aloof-a?

You know who else loved a boys and girls club? Jeffery Dahmer.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

Cleveland receivers made the same gesture, but only because Johnny Manziel kept throwing the ball way the fuck over their heads.

Yeah, but think of how fuckin' good the speech would have been if they'd won.

I feel your pain, I got nabbed in almost the same location by a trooper in an unmarked Mustang GT. The ticket was 100 in a 55 and it was 1am in the morning. My court date is in a week so my lawyer told me not to worry too much, if he can't make an acceptable deal we can ask for a continuance. Let's just say I'll keep…