I did the exact same thing once at The Cheesecake Factory. You should have seen the look on that god damn kid's face when I bought up all the cheesecakes in the place. The resulting Chapter 7 bankruptcy was so worth it

"However, when you hit MD line, feel free to floor it. Worse they do is take your license away on scene, and give you a temporary one til court date. And MD fines are sensible compared to VA."

Yep. As a Marylander, I can attest to this, but good luck flooring it in the left lane. MD drivers are notorious passing lane…

Their fines are very sensible, and their letters are so respectful and almost apologetic, you'll probably just pay it without being too mad.

Sadly, most of the times I have to cross the American Legion Lot, the only screaming I'm doing is at how slowly traffic is crawling.

Maryland, you just have to look for the speed cameras.

Amen. Hitting the loud pedal as soon as you pass the GW Parkway, screaming across the Potomac, then exiting off of 495 onto the Clara Barton like you're entering the Bat Cave was always how I celebrated leaving that festering cyst of a state.

I certainly do not support the systematic and brutal oppression of the Palestinians and robbing them of basic human rights.

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Man? woman? It doesn't matter - your neighbor Gary will still *not* shut up about The Wire.

You're right, bro. Life's all about crushing pu22y!

If there's anyone who needs a guide, it's Derek Jeter. Poor guy is completely lost any time he has to go a couple feet to his left or right.

Of course, not everyone is playing Watch Dogs like this. In fact, most people probably aren't. And just like a gay character might become a target for players like this, so might characters who play video games or watch hentai. I don't sincerely believe that a player that would do this sort of thing is always, without…

<i>Coming out is now a stage-managed media event, scripted and choreographed in a way that ensures America receives only the most telegenic version of what at bottom is still a deeply personal act.</i>

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

As a person with chronic knee problems that began when I was 15, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK you. I did buy a pair of these shoes because I wanted to get in shape and walk everyday with the hopes of eventually being able to run, and if not run, hopefully I could be able to jog. I've had New Balance. I've had Asics.…

I wear 5 fingers to run and most injuries (anecdotal) that I've heard of are from people who are just starting. They take the shoes out for runs like they are any other pair of sneakers. 3 miles, 5 miles, 10 miles out of the box. If you've never worn these before the breaking in period takes time. It's not the shoes,…

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I totally read this in Bane's voice, which made it even better.

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