Best move? Own it. Roll with it. She should sponsor a popular brand of portable grill, kick in endorsements, the whole shebang, a la George Foreman. Call it “Ariana Grillde” or something just as silly. Watch it sell like hotcakes.

Classic self burn.

You might have a point, if the choice was Hillary or Bernie, or Bernie or this assclown.

‘Snowflake’? Well, you just gave yourself away Trump boy. Thanks for wasting my time!

Wait, I want some Boomer Code first. Gimme some examples.

If you vote for Bernie Sanders, or Elizabeth Warren, or even Kamala Harris, the centrist third-party candidate will ensure Trump’s re-election.

“No, but...”

Really? There’s a specific poll you’re going by? 

Click-bait. I haven’t seen a single Democrat that said they’d vote for this cock knocker. If anything, his libertarian views would peel off more Trump voters than Democrat (He’d definitely claim the 12% of Bernie voters that thought voting for Twitler was just fine).

Sure there is.  If he hadn’t defeated the safety features the car is supposed to fucking stop.

he is shooting 26% from the line. A blind amputee could probably shoot that. Lonzo has some skills but that is a deal breaker. 

You never want to see a young man struggle in his career, but when that struggle makes LaVar Ball look like a horse’s ass, it really helps the medicine go down.

Yea for you. The majority of Americans did not get any pay bump. Most companies simply enjoyed the bump all by themselves.

Knowing this dipshit, he’d probably butterfly effect us into some terrible Nazi victory in WWII.

Before BOTW came out, I preordered it on Amazon, as they offered release-day delivery; and booked the following day off work. The day before release, they fucking delayed it.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.  But I’ve switched to a healthy daily regimen of weed and whiskey, so that helps.

Apparently this incident that happened earlier today at LaGuardia was the final straw to shut it down:

Clowns get kicked. That’s a truth you learn in Under 7s, and it is true at all levels of the game. If someone merely beats you for skill — does a single stepover to wreck your balance, spins a Cruyff turn, nutmegs you one time, drives past with turbo pace ... that’s all okay, and it’s on you. But if a player does six…

Out of curiosity, why is it that Tottenham’s Lucas Moura is “confirmed fascist Lucas Moura,” while Neymar is still just “Neymar,” even though they both supported Bolsonaro?

Wait, you mean the guy who’s always diving like an asshole is now facing actual physicality that could cause pain?