idk about you but having my balls cinched in a belt loop to make me jump around with some man on my back doesnt sound like “not torture” but i guess we all have our fetishes

you really should watch both. Especially since Jerry media, who is implicated in the fraud, produced the netflix doc. 

“On top of that, she’s only doing it *because* she knows it’s annoying. She’s screeching to distract the opposing team. It’s just too bad everyone else around her has to deal with it too.” - perfectly encapsulates the issue. shes intentionally annoying the opponents and unfortunately, everyone else as well 

i dont think domesticated puppies are a food source for non-localized species of retpiles, typically... but i live in an urban cocoon so fuck do i know

no, not really

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i thought this part was the best.

not sure if this is sarcasm; car accidents on private property arent typically responded to by police as they arent a crime. 

its very clear in the source article:

“can you please call my mom.”  

idk he looked pretty offside to me... but then i realized theres a dude just laid out on the ground keeping him onside so yeah that was a bad call. 

yes a thousand times. worst commentary ever and Im including last years fox sports coverage.

This is a job for Capt Disillusion

def. he later commented that Marcelo would be welcome at Juventus

worst thing in the bathroom at the office.. blood on the toilet seat. we have gender neutral restrooms

what was the keepers plan of action there. he was outside the box and couldnt have caught that ball, had a defender right there who was clearly going to have possesion before the striker chasing the ball so what the hell was he running toward his own defender for... seems as though he wanted to clear up field but if…

put all the stars here please

not weird. where i live we appreciate nature and artificial light causes issues with our circadian rhythyms. maybe you’ve heard of those idk. additionally you cant light the ocean. you wouldnt put lights out in the woods along nature trails. grow the fuck up and move on before you get fired from your part time job at…

only after i get off work. when the sun is still out. and im outdoors living my life and not sitting in a dark room.

do you enjoy being the only guy in the room saying shit that nobody agrees with or wants to hear? cuz you seem to. id say you fuckin love it. you also seem to think that despite every other comment disagreeing with you and not a single person recommending anything youve posted for over an hour, that you are doing the…