There does seem to be a common theme among the shooters

now I have to buy a newspaper

Um, no. Then they’d have to say “terrorist”

Judge Nap is a known quantity. Here’s a few greatest hits (er, hit pieces)

We also need to remember that the Internet itself is full of shit. Microsoft’s AI chat bot went completely evil after only a few hours of exposure to Twitter trolls. And that was before we were aware of foreign and politically sponsored influence bots.

Speaking of feudalism, here’s a a guy disrespecting the King by kneeling. Sad!

Costs more than $2 to drive to kiosk, get disk, copy disk, drive back to kiosk

What was explained to Trump, was that Puerto Rico is perfect as-is.

Political violence you say? I’m shocked. Shocked, I say!

Out of date on a geological scale. Changes every 10,000 years or so.

.I’ve seen the signs my entire life, never knew just what they meant

Well, I stand up next to a mountain
Chop it down with the edge of my hand

Dammit. Was gonna write something snarky, then realized the prescription glasses, that I’m wearing right now, are in fact, Ray Bans.

Well, he’s registered to vote as a female, so LOCK HER UP

People go to movies for an escape from the real world.

This just in - an archaeological Google dig has just unearthed depictions of a middle-age peasants seriously disrespecting the Sovereign King by kneeling...

Pick your gas stops carefully. Big towns and cities are safer for gas than isolated small towns. Fuel up during daylight.

Go back 100 years, and if you were running away from slavery with Harriet Tubman, you had to have a very good idea of where you were going to stay for the night.

There are seriously not enough stars for this advice.

‘Ring records are important, thought it would be more than 13 miles, though