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Nailed it. They know exactly what they’re doing, the problem is they just can’t get enough lipstick on that pig to make it attractive to the people who are going to lose their access to health care.

Let is still alive and well in MS Power Query.

The smaller the dog, the louder the bark. Sounds like you have the smallest, meanest chihuahua in the history of mean little chihuahuas.

Shep refers to Trump’s base, which signals the official split between Trumpism and Canonical Faux News Conservative Bias.

Always carry an extra t-shirt, underwear and socks.

First answer should be “don’t let them build factories or drive cars”

It’s called science. When someone wants to sell snake oil, they only want to talk about the (supposed) benefits because they haven’t put up the money to do serious scientific studies that would expose side effects.

ALSO how the fuck do you leave Colin off the cover?!

Bingo. The announcement of “seat backs in upright and locked position, please,” always seems to trigger an intense urge to pee.

What do you think are the odds that Richard Petty has ever hired anyone who would be inclined to protest police shootings of unarmed black civilians?

This will actually be bad news for that one black dude who works for NASCAR, but it’s actually his sponsors like Ford, Coca-Cola, 3M, Spectrum Cable, the U.S. Air Force, and Paralyzed Veterans of America who may not want to alienate any portion of the public.

Or you could live in a country where if you get pulled over for any reason, you might be shot, for no reason.

What you say is true, beyond any doubt.

Here’s what should be boycotted. These are the movies that Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin has financed and made a fortune from: (this is only two year’s worth, full list at IMDB.com)

It was hilarious to watch the top Republicans come out and lambaste the response to Charlottesville. After all, these are the very same Repubs who have been enthusiastically pushing Jim Crow legislation to limit immigration, voting rights, marriage rights, and the right to use public restrooms. Shame they didn’t get

Just two cents here, but productivity gains have been across the board, both in industries that heavily automate, and those that don’t.

Dammit Rocket! Get back in the ship!

Congratulate yourself. You Do agree with Damore.

Yeah, there are fewer females interested in working at Google (which is absolutely the brightest star of a previous employers to ever appear on a resume), because, you know, they’re all girly and shit.

Congratulations. Take a deep breath and repeat: “If I believe there are scientific studies that explain why the men at Google don’t hire female engineers, then I’m a misogynistic sexist.”