Either way this whole thing is basically an argument to show whose stuffed cucumber is bigger.

Also: steam broccolini instead of steamed.

I want all the fresh octopus to eat them both, and then call pappy Cthulhu to be like, “guess what dad?!?!”

is a korean stuffed cucumber a cucumber stuffed by a korean or with a korean?

There are two qualities to Bourdain that I try to emulate everyday:

Did not expect to see a piece on Bourdain on The Root today. Well put dude, nice job.

Thank you, Damon. I was always floored by Tony’s down-to-earth enthusiasm for all of the things that make humans good BECAUSE of diverse and textured culture. People aren’t people because they’re one thing. We are people because we are all kinds of things. We are all different and unique and powerful and capable…

Yeah, but mental illness knows no class or race boundaries. That’s a fallacy. Being White and rich means you sometimes have more resources to combat (but never really control or cure) mental disease. But, it never means complete freedom from it.

What made Anthony Bourdain remarkable and why there are so many of people of color touched by his death is that he is the example of allyship that we all talk about. He traveled the world and everywhere he went, he treated people of color with a degree of respect we’re unaccustomed to by rich white men. He spoke in…

From what I have heard, the LGBT & Trans lines have people who work specifically with these issues; so rather than have someone call the main line, then wait to transferred(bad) or talk to someone who may not wholly grasp their issues(also bad), these lines can get you directly to a counselor with experience.

Suicide Prevention Lifeline:

Can we stop this shit? Can we stop with this “Wasn’t it great when we murdered each other over music battles” bullshit? No, no it wasn’t. Go say that shit to Biggie’s kid and see where it gets you.

Probably all those priests who shouldn’t be running hospitals have no idea either.

I’m a sex worker and Trump absolutely 100% gives me the vibes of one of those hideous dreary clients who either refuses to use condoms so only sees sex workers who don’t insist on them, or pisses and moans and makes the booking a huge psychological ordeal for you by endlessly pressuring you into not using one all…

It’s like that episode of The Simpsons, where Mr. Burns gets a physical and finds out that he’s so healthy because all the viruses in the world are trying to enter his body and getting jammed together in the doorway.

Yeah, there are a lot of members of the GOP who are reading this story and realizing that HPV and HIV are different.

Uh this is like one of the least surprising reproductive healthcare fails of the republican party. Like way worse than mixing up two similar disease names.

Shit, so much makes sense now! Donald is cutting foreign aid, because he thinks it’s the same thing as AIDS.

The sad part about this is that the man doesn’t need to be powerful, he just needs to have a position of power over you.

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