D’oh. Saw you have that at the end of your post. Sorry.

And for those who have a hard time on the phone, like me:

“in the eyes of others” being the operative part of that, I believe. *shrug*

This needs more stars.

My. Sentiments. Exactly.

That's EXACTLY what I got from this.

Trumpet, then soprano with Santa Clara Vanguard, 2000-2002!

That gif is incredible. (As is your username!)

*dies* Thank you for this.

That is absolutely it; women as a commodity.

This. Is. AMAZING.

It may comfort you to know that the hand-skin-snap-back can be greatly improved with proper hydration? I read a thing somewhere, adjusted my water intake and at least that was the case for me.

“Over 1,000 per year” seems.. super low? It *has* to be much greater, right? Is it just me?

Hi. Person here, with many long time, real life, current friends in the Athens (GA) comedy scene who’ve had the dubious pleasure of working with C.K. Can confirm that a) these whispering about him are practically ancient and b) they absolutely permeate social circles of varying fame.

YAS to Ranger Rick!!

I had a strikingly similar experience losing my dad and I miss him still, too.

THIS. Once more, for the people in the back, please.

YES!

Bonus cool points for the Mal .gif!

Kinjjjjaaaa! *shakes fist*