First off, fuck the Saints, as always.

Well Kevin, Argentina certainly won’t cry for you.

Keep up the good work, Samer! Riveting!

Truth. We need to make some room for more:

Wait, you guys edit stories?

Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”

The WR in the 800m free dropped 3 seconds in 25 years prior to Ledecky. She has since dropped it 7.5 seconds. It ain’t mechanics. Nor is it eating her Wheaties.

Shut the fuck up.

Sure, multiple world records, blah, blah, blah. Let’s get to the heart of the matter for any FEMALE athlete. Who is she dating? Does she think Michael Phelps is the best? Which male coach does she give most of the credit to for her success? Or is it her father? Does she like pink? Would she want to be on “Dancing With…

Naw, I think he’s more likely to pull GOP voters that would never have voted for Hillary anyway.

I highly encourage everyone to watch the gif on a loop while listening to this song. Gold!

agreed if you ignore rape it just all goes away

Aidan Turner...not Adrian

Katie Nolan needs to be mentioned the next time a late night network gig comes available. She is a damn national treasure.

Once again for the cheap seats in the back: Gary Johnson originally won his seat as governor by a split in the progressive vote, and proceeded to tank the state with his “policies.” His policies were basically vetoing every piece of legislation that crossed his desk.

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

there’s really nothing left to play for this season

“that makes sense for a team that is in the middle of a playoff hunt or well into a rebuilding process”

In a website who’s hallmark is stupid takes, this one might be the dumbest. The Yankees just got a haul of prospects. They’re clearly rebuilding. They’ve already said they’re going to to use the next several months to evaluate prospects like Gary Sanchez and Aaron Judge, and don’t have use for 40 year old broken down…