Weird, a one-sport Olympics

“My question is about the budget, sir.”

So it’s about mutants or some shit?

Especially when many Gen-Xers’ first memory of the network is Bernard Shaw playing “dead Kitty Dukakis” hypotheticals during the 1988 presidential debates.

I look forward to Trump taking down as many GOP Senators, high-powered fundraisers, and faux-news/faux-centrist networks as possible between now and the end of the year.

Don’t forget Bob “Prince of Darkness” Novak, who disappointingly has not come back from the dead yet.

I’m just worried that Greg Oden is training her in how to look middle-aged as a teenager.

“200 meters while freestyling? Forget that” — Fat Joe da Gangsta

“Too popular” — William Kristol

No wonder it’s inspirational, it’s by Bill Conti, still with us in his 70s and who was responsible for the Rocky theme/fanfare.

I can’t watch that and not hear the theme to ‘The Right Stuff’ playing in the background.

Thanks, noticed the typo after the edit period ended. If it doesn’t have a red squiggle I pass right over it.

What a monolith of fan-spewed negativity; thank God there are some Giants fans left brimming with optimism and perspective.

“To make things worse, I watched a double bill with Jacob’s Ladder and Inception last night. For a man with a bad brain such as I, this was not a good combination.”

Just YOutube his Letterman appearances (back when Letterman had the late late show), they’re all golden

All this time I thought Super Dave Osborne piloted the jetpack and took out the East German delegation during his magnificent crash. These Texas Board of Education-approved history textbooks are TERRIBLE

Never a good sign when the administrative judge is three sheets to the win from prehearing tailgating, wearing a gator-mouth mesh hat and Tebow jersey during the proceedings.

The breaking point is when the team rejected the pointy-headed hypnotist Fowler hired, claiming that it’s mathematically impossible to give more than 100%

She could be wrong

Exclusive footage of the Trump economic team in action.