Later, at a bar:

you should step away from the keyboard and pick up a grammar and spelling book #stayliterate

Can’t help but notice that the NASCAR version has windows big enough to se out of...

Not everyone’s a good TypeR.

Pass me around the mosh pit! Crank it up, fucker!

The old man keeps him chained up in the back of the pickup most of the time. He’s just trying to get to the ragu festival.

Not the best photoshopper but this will do

Mmmmmm...titanium and inconel.....is engi-rection a word?

I think I know the price of a Singer with one of these.

Those window intakes are rad af

Russian tanks can do whatever the hell they want, once putin drive.

Y’all know this comment was fire, but I understand the need to keep things somewhat PG ‘round here. Heavysquad still earned a solid “Oh, you!” though - so:

DARTZ loses this round, as The Beast this year was installed with whale penis for its interior.

TI-89? well excuse me Mr. Rockefeller.

*holds on to dear old TI-83*

His most successful tunnelling endeavour to date

Gonna catch hell for this, but exhaust on any modern car.

idk, I love the RainX washer fluid...

Oh look at this guy. He’s edgy.

Not riding your bike (or driving your car) to keep the miles down for resale value is like not f***ing your girlfriend to keep it fresh for the next guy.